SEO Pirate

SEO Pirate’s Page Rank

queenbee — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 18:59:06 +0000

SEO Pirate knew he was in trouble with Captain Boogle again when his page’s rank in the Pirate Legends book was lowered unexpectedly.

Trick or Treat

queenbee — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 17:42:13 +0000

Captain Blackhat was known for playing tricks. When SEO Pirate found one of Blackhat’s hidden treasure sites he thought he struck gold, but it was just chocolate coins.

When the Ship’s Network Goes Down

queenbee — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 19:07:05 +0000

SEO Pirate can’t go far when the network is down.

Shorten Your Title Flag

queenbee — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 14:06:23 +0000

SEO Pirate decided it might be time to shorten his Title Flag when it started dragging in the water.

In 1492, Columbus Sailed the Ocean Blue

queenbee — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 17:02:16 +0000

SEO Pirate’s buddy Columbus was always getting lost and needed help finding things online.

The Maiden Voyage

queenbee — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 13:12:27 +0000

SEO Pirate celebrated the launch of his new Web site by breaking a bottle of champagne over his iMac.

Swabbing the Deck

queenbee — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 17:12:56 +0000

When SEO Pirate offered to help swab Capt. Black Hat’s deck, he didn’t expect to find hidden keywords under the dirt.

Talk Like a Pirate Day Special Edition: Pirate Posers

queenbee — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 14:32:29 +0000

SEO Pirate was not amused by the pirate imitators who clearly Googled “Talk Like A Pirate” to learn a few catch phrases for Talk Like A Pirate Day.

Links RRR Us!

queenbee — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 16:24:11 +0000

After losing another anchor due to broken chain links, SEO Pirate had to make the dreadful trip to Links RRR Us. One of Captain Boogle???s crew members was always there, nagging him not to buy links.

The Scroll Reader Doesn’t Take Vacation

queenbee — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 16:41:12 +0000

Upon returning from vacation, SEO Pirate’s Scroll Reader was overflowing.