SEO Haiku
How about some SEO haiku for slow Tuesday morning?
1.
Quick little spiders
Pretty please visit me soon
But please do not bite
2.
Oh Google you are
The cause of and solution
to all my problems
3.
Title, Meta, Alt
So many tags to think of
Always use keywords
4.
Won’t you link to me?
And link partners we will be.
Just like holding hands.
5.
I moved up one spot
in Google today so now
I am on page 1!
6.
Lots of rich content
For Google bot to feed on
Found on my Web site
Does anyone have more to add to my list?
March 20th, 2007 at 7:09 pm
My CSS link
Beats up your Java Script link
Rock Paper Scissors
May 10th, 2007 at 8:55 pm
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May 11th, 2007 at 1:15 am
Ranking well for my
targeted keywords makes me
a happy webmaster.
My heart is filled with
springtime and kittens and joy
for Google shows me love.
Hey what’s going on?
My site has dropped from page one
to page twelve. Oh noes!!
My heart fills with pain.
I’m sad. Nobody loves me.
Why, O Great Goog, why??
May 11th, 2007 at 3:24 pm
I wrote some SEO Haikus back in February and posted them on my blog. I love these and here are some I wrote.
Enter keyword search
View top five results…maybe
Search begins anew
Miserable George
Googlebombing defeated
Do links make the man?
Search engine shows way
Clicking now to search result
Back and search again
Ranking number one
Many visitors view site
No conversion…help!